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Cookie Demotivational Poster

THE WORLD - as you knew it no longer exists

TAGS: cookie bowls
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:15 am
What an awesome idea. . .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:55 pm
I'm baking as we speak ;)
lgvernon - May 8, 2012, 6:29 pm

I SOOOOO see these in my future. Filled with vanilla ice cream.

FAIL WINNING - Sometimes you just fail so bad that you stumble into the realm of awe-inspiring winningness

FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - True love means being a dedicated pain in the ass

TAGS: chinese fortune cookie marriage annoy
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:09 am
Didn't this thought originate with Rita Rudner?
Budog - July 2, 2011, 2:10 pm
Right on !!! Congrats. Now get busy and giver her "the shocker" occasionally, they love that stuff. Well at least it's worked for me.
ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 11:45 am
Didn't call her that, called my brothers fiance that and she liked it... scary Thanks 8)
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 4:56 pm
A-Max, please do yourself a favor and DO NOT call your bride "a guy with t**s!" Best Friend will work well. BTW, Congrats!
ArturiusMaxwell - June 11, 2011, 5:25 am
I'm getting married next friday and I am working this into my vows! AWESOMESAUCE!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 6:18 pm
I was an Army Infantryman. Then 2nd enlistment, Navy Hospital Corpsman. Because of Army experience put in the field as a Corpsman with the USMC.
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 5:44 pm
Proud member of the Army Medical Department (AMEDD)-- Mastication Management Specialist!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:38 pm
Verdect, the hallway, kitchen counter, dining table etc. It kind of freaks the kids out though. And we aren't allowed in certain home furnishing stores anymore...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:36 pm
MilDoc, LOL I just figured that out, Copious Motofaking, too much beer and being tired tends to dull the faculties. Does your user name have anything to do with being a military medic?
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 2:23 pm
Budog, I think that qualifies as a "left handed compliment." Either that, or just plain scary! That being said, 5 Chop 5tix for the cookie!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:36 am
In the cool way, not the prison kind of way...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 5:35 am
I want to like that but not in THAT way...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:03 am
I am a blessed man, my Wife is so cool she is like a dude with t***.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:54 am
Wow.. My hats off to you sir. You must be well an truly into the "Hallway ***" part of your relationship ;)
Budog - June 10, 2011, 4:21 am
26 years here, we could have killed them and already been out on parole for good behavior...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 3:56 am
*wipes tear from eye* Been dedicated 15 years..

LOVE - Love is when there is only one cookie left And you don't even put up a fight.

TAGS: love cookie
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 9:39 pm
thks a million Ico I truly needed some love after a rough patch :) Verdeckt, I'd rather stay camouflaged on the main site for the moment, if mind you don't :)
Iconoclast - February 3, 2012, 5:00 pm
What a great day for Motifakes. This one is my overall favorite, among a bunch of favorites today.
Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:34 pm
Maybe post to Moti-Twist as well?


TAGS: hulk cookies
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Ashson

LiquidSquid - December 29, 2010, 10:48 pm
Repetition A quality of many motifakes here on motifake.
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 7:21 pm
I beg to differ. Constant masturbation does not hurt. This is a urban legend. I am doing it as we speak and it does not hurt at all. Ouch !
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's kinda funny in a subtle way....
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 2:33 pm
is this just that bad or am i missing a really good joke?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 2:52 am
You'll have a hard time selling bracelets here, Unless they relive the pain caused by constant masturbation, And you're willing to donate your Mom's face as a "receptacle".
TCSA - December 26, 2010, 10:12 pm
After being denied his favorite treat in favor of more healthy fare, Cookie monster finally reached his limit when forced to eat irradiated broccoli.
ICEMAN - December 26, 2010, 3:18 pm
Thanks, we never could have figured that out from the pic. 1L

WELL THIS SUCKS! - So much for joining the Dark Side. They're out of cookies.


TAGS: cookie monster wrestling bike
Rating: 1.86/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:43 pm
Now the secret of Insane Clown Posse is out!
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 1:05 am
Seems kinda futile when people criticize a 2 year+ post...just saying...
rerun - September 21, 2012, 7:27 pm

Why don't you let the mods decide what we will or will not approve? I can tell you one thing we don't approve of, that is bashing others works and calling out the mods. OK, that was two things
almarpa - September 21, 2012, 6:14 am
Maybe without the mistakes you haven't had anything to say! Cheers! Have a good day!
axe11154 - September 20, 2012, 7:53 pm
Im bombing your poster for several reasons 1.Wrong character 2.mixing a Muppet and a street monster is one way to piss me off 3.the mods shouldn't have approved it when its this wrong.
Rickinator - April 20, 2011, 1:07 am
cookie monster is blue.
almarpa - July 15, 2010, 2:31 pm
Hey, I had troubles with my screen and now I realize that the animal is not purple but pink... I get your point now Cubby
almarpa - July 15, 2010, 1:37 pm
Thank you very much
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 1:26 pm
That's an ANIMAL bike...nice effort

YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN - You even get trolled by fortune cookies.

TAGS: fortune cookie get trolled by
Rating: 4.55/5

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koloheiole - January 17, 2013, 11:03 pm
this shoudl have a "forever alone" guy in it somewhere. 5L!


TAGS: death metal cookie monster vocals
Rating: 4.45/5

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Silverheart - January 15, 2013, 5:39 am
If anyone cares, that's Dimmu Borgir with Cookie Monster pasted over Shagrat. My crude editing skills at work.

COOKIES... - Drop them and run for your dear life, because the cookie monster is in town!

OREOS - now where am i gunna get a cup of milk?

THE COOKIE MONSTER - Fruits and vegetables, what the hell have they done to him!!!

TAGS: fruits vegetables cookie monster
Rating: 4.59/5

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jackandsally - October 29, 2011, 1:49 am


FRUIT - When he saw it he shat bricks.

TAGS: fruit cookie monster
Rating: 2.38/5

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GuinnessTroll - April 1, 2010, 11:47 am
better to shat than to ****ted
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 10:17 am
Bricks shat? Really? C'mon!

SURPRISING FLEXIBILITY - When the laws of physics won't allow you to bend over and those cookies are prone to falling on the floor, you adapt

TAGS: flexibility fat black stage cookies
Rating: 2.65/5

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Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:54 pm
I'm guissing that ... only n****.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:51 pm
What would you do for a family pack of Klondike Bars?

YOU - stole the cookie from the cookie jar

TAGS: cookies cat
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Vincent

SoUnconventional - August 28, 2011, 10:06 pm
Tiny kitten ballsack. How cuuuute!
Widow9669 - July 21, 2010, 11:38 pm
Who Me?


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz b***er cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

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BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L

en·tre·pre·neur -

TAGS: en tre pre neur girl scout cookies
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - February 24, 2014, 9:16 am
Saw this in the news. But only after I bought six boxes….ahem…..cases….seven cases. Twelve….not more than thirteen…cases….alright, I bought ‘em out…OKAAAAY?!
CloudchaserS - February 24, 2014, 4:19 am
Jimmy Fallon said that the next day, she retired and bought a mansion
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 10:15 pm
Dam! Now I have to come up with another way to make money! I knew those Girl Scouts were smart...but not that smart. Ism pulls another 5L from my purse...thief!


TAGS: cookie monster camouflage bides time
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

maoworks2 - January 15, 2013, 5:03 pm

LAYOFFS AT SESAME STREET - The union is not happy.

TAGS: sesame street kids bert ernie cookie
Rating: 3.42/5

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CoolioIndeed - March 17, 2010, 11:22 pm
Ernie looks particularly pissed.

COOKIE MONSTER - The worst thing to happen to children since Pee-Wee Herman in a cinema.

The Son of Odin -

TAGS: thor odin cookies
Rating: 4.2/5

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lgvernon - July 8, 2013, 2:34 pm

Send him over!~
Reality Lord - July 8, 2013, 7:02 am


COOKIES - They make the never-ending battle against evil so worth it.

oatmeal delight getting stale -

TAGS: cookie monster
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 1, 2014, 8:17 pm
HAHA! Very nice! L L L L L

I WONDER... - Why do we cook bacon, but bake cookies?

COOKIE MONSTER - Proof that you're not always what you eat

TAGS: cookie
Rating: 3.76/5

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MMMM - COOKIES! - I smell fresh baked, chocolate chip cookies - mmmmm!!!

TAGS: obama cookies
Rating: 2.71/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:38 pm
Me too, but then, there wasn't.
spacedog - July 31, 2009, 11:44 am
Whew! I was a little worried from the title and the picture there was gonna be a caption about oreos.
Elder God Douchebag - July 31, 2009, 11:21 am
It is quite impossible to go wrong with chocolate chip cookies.

UH OH! - Terrorists have infiltrated the Postal Service.

TAGS: boom plane terrorism cookies
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Matty

Fatty - April 21, 2009, 12:57 pm
Note: Matty is NOT Fatt Matt. Just making sure...
agdaniele - April 21, 2009, 1:01 am
I'll take over after that.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:29 pm
Matty - You should be beaten to your knees for this.

FORTUNE COOKIES - always giving you great pieces of information


TAGS: elf cookie production humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - December 26, 2013, 12:39 pm

Blind luck?
chickenlittle - December 26, 2013, 10:49 am
ohmygod that's funny, how did I miss this poster??

Tree Goblins -


TAGS: godd*** lying fortune cookies pzy
Rating: 4.93/5

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pzykosiz - September 8, 2011, 7:33 pm
i baked one for each of us. she was supposed to get the one with the chloroform
Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:11 pm
This is wonderful. Uhmmm, be honest. The cookie ... you baked it yourself didn't you? And you mispelled her name on the fortune, eh?

Evolution -

TAGS: cookie monster science animal evolution
Rating: 4.88/5

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chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 11:36 pm
That is awesome! 5L :)
BobbEdwards - September 24, 2013, 10:51 pm
Saw the pic on the Yahoo homepage and never got around to checking it out. Now I'm glad I didn't. 5L

THE PROBLEM WITH FOOD PROPOSALS - Is the awkward three hours it takes you to bake the cake saying "No."


GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW - Thank you Girls Scouts of America

TAGS: cookies girlscout bonanza rainbow wealth
Rating: 4.4/5

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MPsniper - February 21, 2012, 7:08 pm
sad thing is....the scout troop only sees about 60 cents per box sold. the troop is better off receiving a direct donation.


TAGS: chocolatewafflecookiechocogoodnessbar
Rating: 3.53/5

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R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 6:25 pm
Timmies my friend, Timmies. Had any of said Timmies actually ever enjoyed the wonderous goodness that is said CHOCOLATEWAFFLECOOKIECHOCOGOODNESSBAR, they would not hate themselves and everyone else. I'll venture to say they don't like bacon either.
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 11:22 am
How does this poster have less than five small yellow furry creatures?
-quote needed- - April 10, 2009, 9:14 pm
im gonna need like five of these, per day
Bunny - April 2, 2009, 10:42 am
Amen to that! Om nom nom indeed!
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 10:25 am
Automatic 5-poodles for this poster that is full of epic om nom nom!

IGNORANCE - he was warned not to touch the cookie jar

TAGS: cookie finger
Rating: 2.6/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:13 am
wasn't this ph**o used already?


FORTUNE COOKIES - The truth is out there

TAGS: fortune cookie
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - December 22, 2009, 9:20 pm

hope you do well.
BoneCD - December 19, 2009, 9:29 pm
5 furry fortune poodles...now I'm off to play the lotto
rerun - December 19, 2009, 8:17 pm

M - d*** - wish I hade added that. A - I make plenty od bombs....some I cannot believe I ever thought would make the grade
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 8:15 pm
You're always good, rerun! Learn to love making bombs once in awhile. It's liberating!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 8:15 pm
If it's in a fortune cookie, wouldn't it be "5r's" 5 Rions!
rerun - December 19, 2009, 8:14 pm

thanks - I am trying to put effort into my posters.
spacedog - December 19, 2009, 8:13 pm
Nice one rerun. 5Ls

NOR COOKIES - I think if he had added that, we'd all be a lot more free.

TAGS: ben franklin cookies liberty safety humor doris
Rating: 2.9/5

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Bob Chin - July 2, 2009, 1:33 pm
Nor Beer!

WIN - This picture has an abundance of it

TAGS: win ownage cookie
Rating: 2.62/5

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Jmac0585 - February 2, 2010, 3:27 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Well spotted Mr.JJ
MisterJJ - February 2, 2010, 10:44 am
Is the Cookie Monster screeming because the gas pedal is stuck?

ADIPOSITY - Sounds Better Than It Looks.

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies -

TAGS: cookies
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - May 19, 2014, 2:05 pm

LOL, GhOst~~I really screw up the bell curve~~I make 'Kitchen Sink Cookies'. They contain oatmeal, coconut, two kinds of chocolate chips, sometimes some b***erscotch chips~~and pecans.


TAGS: oj steals prison cookies humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 27, 2013, 12:55 am

The background for this is that OJ was nabbed by prison guards on his way back to his cell from the mess hall. He had about a dozen oatmeal cookies hidden in his clothing. Quite a come-down for a Heisman Trophy-winning athlete.
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:16 pm

Prison'll do that to a person. There's probably a whole lot of resentment going on, too. After all, he thought he was home free!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2013, 4:12 pm
Whoa! Definitely wa5 inspired by the Cookie Monster, lol. What has happened to him?!? He really let himself go.

Tracking Cookies -


TAGS: motifake calendar pills and cookies
Rating: 4.7/5

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Sho - September 10, 2012, 11:30 pm
Feel5 like 2 eyes watching me sleep

premonitions -

TAGS: fortune cookie fortunef cookie one of those days
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2014, 1:55 am
It's been that way every time I open up one of those. I have, uh.... given up. Glad you like it.
lgvernon - December 31, 2013, 12:53 pm

I refuse to pop any New Year's Fortune Poppers this time. I'm certain one of them (or perhaps all of them) will contain this sentiment.

FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - Well it's about damn frickin' time !!!

TAGS: fortune cookie wisdom
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:05 am
Subtle and strong... very well done.

Fraud! -

TAGS: cookies chocolate raisin trust deceived
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - January 7, 2014, 1:14 am
"I like oatmeal raisin cookies." Back you demon! The power of Christ compels you!
Silverheart - January 6, 2014, 1:16 pm
It's a special kind of disappointment, biting into a chocolate chip cookie... only to find out it's actually oatmeal raisin. I like oatmeal raisin cookies, but when you're expecting chocolate chip, not so much
lgvernon - January 6, 2014, 1:39 am

ATTICA! Attica! Attica!
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 11:39 pm
Oh hun ain't words that can describe how much I hate raisins! They're the purest form of cruelty to instill upon poor gra**s. AND they look like wittle wabbit poops. I've got yer placard ready...protest at city hall tonight!
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 10:53 pm

OK, this does it. We're definitely related. (Raising fist in anti-raisin solidarity with my fuzzy sister from the nort' country.)

fortune cookies -

TAGS: fortune cookie help
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by demon001

MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 1:45 pm
Help! I may be the only person on the planet that actually wants the cookie for the cookie and not just the fortune inside...sniffle.


COOKIES - are like true love. There's one out there for everyone.

FORTUNE COOKIE - (open it) Your fake will be rejected! DAMMIT


AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)

TAGS: h** dogs bacon meat french fries doughnuts cookies crackers chips diet cancer
Rating: 3.53/5

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thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
...spelling variations... They're both accepted. I like my donuts in many colours/colors and flavours/flavors. Also, that's like asking why 'through' isn't spelled 'thru' because that's how it's spelled on the side of McDonald's.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
why is it a pair of panties and only one bra? you'd think it'd be the other way around
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
if that is how you spell doughnuts then why isn't dunkin donuts spelled that way
mmmBingSoo - November 16, 2009, 5:36 pm
are you serious?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:35 pm
You're take demotivation too far Todd!

CAVITY PREVENTION - You're doin' it wrong

TAGS: cake teeth cavity dentistry sweets cookies
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 9:36 pm
IT's not like you can't have kool-aid, too. 5L



HEY! - If the gypsy's can do it, then so should you!

FORTUNE COOKIES - Confucius is about to make another one

HAPPY MEAL - Whatever happened to the cookies after that scandal with Mayor McCheese.

TAGS: mcdonalds happy meal cookies mayor mccheese
Rating: 2.25/5

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John - August 12, 2009, 12:32 am
Shake-zula, the mic-rula...

COOKIE DOUGH - The face of Ben & Jerrys

HEY. . . - Give 'im a cookie. Goooooooooood boy!

HEY! - You There!

TAGS: unclesam hey you u cookies
Rating: 1.73/5

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Sidereal - February 3, 2010, 7:57 am
He may want to take you to a g** bar
Juggernaut00 - February 2, 2010, 3:33 pm
It's all about the fun buddy!
pieman - February 2, 2010, 2:14 pm
Thank you. I don't understand either. I think the Greybeards are having a secret contest where they create a second profile that gets the lowest ranking. No I am not parinoid. They are really out to get me.
vader - February 2, 2010, 2:08 pm
how could this be approved?

IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... - Cookie eat you!

TAGS: soviet russia cookie
Rating: 1.21/5

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rerun - May 29, 2009, 6:38 am

I don't think the "In Soviet Russia" series is working.
agdaniele - May 28, 2009, 11:56 pm
I can only hope that this is intentionally offensive.

Moderate Yourself -

TAGS: fortune cookie self help duh
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - November 1, 2014, 11:18 am
A-L-L-L-L-L the time
spacedog - November 1, 2014, 10:25 am
Heh, a little selfless flagellation?
GaryO - November 1, 2014, 10:20 am
Yes. Yes, that's right. I moderate myself all the time....because I can.
spacedog - November 1, 2014, 10:04 am
Thanks for the comments and votes.
EmilioDumphque - October 31, 2014, 2:31 am
That's just stinkin' thinkin'.
Thedge - October 30, 2014, 10:39 pm
No fortune cookies in Asia. Weird. I kinda miss them.

Analogy -

TAGS: love cookies
Rating: 5/5

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kirill - July 11, 2015, 10:36 am
They stop?

Prurient -

Cookies -

opportunism -

TAGS: life success crime opportunity cookie
Rating: 4.5/5

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mizzdizz - August 30, 2015, 7:56 pm
Excellent, Cannibal! 5L

Hemingwhy Cookie Crossed Over -

The Sith. -

TAGS: sith darkside jedi padawan cookies
Rating: 4.17/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 12:40 pm
It may be a girl scout uniform, I didn't ever see that! This is the reason I hang around the SW forums, because the fans have a good sense of humor.
mizzdizz - June 20, 2015, 1:36 am
LOL! waaait a minute.... is that a girlscout uniform she's wearing? 5 L Luv your take on the old 'we have cookies' joke!